"How to kill someone;
Hold their hand and then never touch their skin again,
See them nearly everyday and pretend they don’t exist,
Act like everything you ever said to them was a lie."
Was this your plan all along? (via gofuckingnuts)
when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs
Soon as my mom walks in the house she starts complaining.
I just wanna be like bitch…